A Child In Need, Is A Child Who Pleads

Josh delves deep into the new Tory construct against children’s justice. There are trigger phrases probably coming up so here is your warning.

First off, what expletives are acceptable when talking about the new Tory system about child sexual assault victims? Honestly, please let me know, because I can think of many but they need to be checked by my editor.

So, recently, the Tories have been caught trying to shaft kids who are the victims of sexual assault, and for a change, they’re not losing important documents about paedophile rings in the House of Commons, or cosying up to the President. Instead, this time they’re not paying out in reparations to children as young as 12 who have been assaulted and groomed because, in their words, they “consented”.

Now, I don’t know about you, but in my opinion these self righteous, far from empathetic, wastes of human resources and flesh, that tell us 12 year olds are “asking for it”, can all take a shovel and speed up the devil’s process of gathering their souls.

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Takeaway Owner Starts Battle Against Just Eat For Business Survival

An owner of a South Shields takeaway is claiming that “Just Eat is killing small businesses.”

Syed Alom, 33, owner of Arman Spice on South Eldon Street, has seen his profits disappear over the last few years, which he attributes to Just Eat charging over 20% in commission and VAT on each meal bought through the service.

Having joined Just Eat in 2009, he was one of the first takeaways in the area on the service. When he joined the service charged just 9 per cent in commission plus VAT, however he has seen that figure rise to 13 per cent in commission plus VAT.

It is these rising costs which Mr Alom has attributed to the financial situation that his business is now in, and he now fears that the business his recently deceased father opened in 2005 is close to closing down. He said “Just Eat is killing the business… There’s no such thing as profit anymore. I’m not in profit, I’m in the red.”

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A Woman Doctor Who?!?!?!

Breaking: sci-fi heroes are supposed to be all men, that’s why Star Wars the Force Awakens did so badly. Get our inside scoop on the real events.

Over the past 24 hours there has been a major piece of news breaking in the regards to hit BBC show, that hasn’t had a ratings slip at all, no don’t believe the lies. This news has come in the form of a woman being at the helm of a police box, one of which a man has driven perfectly well on so many occasions.

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Image rights: Tenor

This news is outrageous to many, and possibly rightly so, this is due to the fact that men are being pushed out almost entirely, a woman PM, a woman Jedi, a woman at the helm of Star Trek’s ship, a woman causing the fall of man, a women coming forward about sexual assaults from major celebrities like the POTUS. It’s madness, it’s unthinkable and allegedly unstoppable.

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Really? Are We Really Having To Do This?

Josh begins to talk about the church and their feelings on LGBTQAP+ issues and where he stands on the material presented by these writers.

Are we really having to have another discussion about this? Aren’t we done? It’s hard to be funny when you’re fuming, when you’re finding it insanely hard to keep from turning into a giant green rage monster.

So, a couple of Sunday’s ago (09/07/2017 – if you’re wanting to look for what I’m talking about) the BBC hit Sunday Morning Live talked about the issues of Transgender persons in the eyes of the Church of England (CoE) and whether they should be more accepting. This is in regard to their annual Synod that occurred the previous week.

At this point n the show I, maybe a little too eagerly, shouted at the TV “Of course we should! They’re people!” and other than being a mad left-ist, who just wants people to put up and shut up with one another instead of creating divides in the human race, I am a person who has read the Bible. Not cover-to-cover like a book, because that’s hard and also it’s more a textbook than a copy of the Hobbit; but that’s not my article, and you can search ways to read it for it to be more meaningful on your own time.

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Tim Farron’s Resignation and How It Affects Me as a Christian

Josh talks on the resignation of Tim Farron and how such a move can affect Christians and how they are viewed by a wider audience.

So, as you probably read by the title, I’m probably going to sound rather opinionated rather quickly, however, you did stumble into a political opinion sphere, so, jokes on you. There you go, disclaimer over, on with the article I guess.

Recently Tim Farron, leader of the Liberal Democrats here in the UK, stepped down and said he could no longer live as both a political leader and a committed Christian as he felt a lot of his policies could not reflect his faith in the way he saw it. Now, before I sound too totalitarian I have to add a disclaimer (yes, another one) that I understand that faith and religious standings are subjective, that’s why denominations like the Catholics, Baptists, etc exist. I also understand that standing by your convictions, like David Cameron at the end of the Brexit vote, means leaving when times are right for you to do so.

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